have you ever been caught spanking it?

[soonerdawg1]

a bit of an awkward moment for me earlier this afternoon.....my landlord will most likely think twice about checking up on me next time the rent comes due on friday and i forget.....

 

[soonerdawg1]

sorry, should be in the RR but it's too late to turn back now!

 

[Defying]

I did door to door sales one summer, this guy came to the door, and was kinda hiding behind at first it as I gave him my pitch. He ended up buying some shit, and came out from behind the door and had cum coming through his basketball shorts... I think he just finished when I rang the door bell and didn't get it all up.. it was rather nasty and still haunts me.

dont ever do that SD... just dont answer the door.

 

[barman]

a bit of an awkward moment for me earlier this afternoon.....my landlord will most likely think twice about checking up on me next time the rent comes due on friday and i forget.....

sd, that sound pretty tuf times....you need more hot dance music at your house and hot chiks take car of you better than palm sistter, imo...........(ck)

 

[barman]

ps...sorry it take me two day to answer this thred....been busy with makeawish and driving Ray Lewis around in my taxi......lol.........(ck)

 

[donkeybucks]

Taped myself and the tape got around to the inlaws.

Family gatherings are a bit embarrasing.....no one wants to shake my hand.

 

[Colon]

i haven't but eventually will with the rate i am handling it. i am a compulsive masturbator. i did it 3-4 times a day.

 

[VegasJogger]

funny stories

 

[VegasJogger]

my girl friend caught me once and was grossed out. if i ever caught her i would of been so turned on